This ad was done by BDDP Fils, France.We all know what is advertising, and a definition of advertising sound like this :
Advertising is the commercial promotion of goods, services, companies and ideas, usually performed by an identified sponsor, and performed through a variety of media. Marketers see advertising as part of an overall promotional strategy. Other components of the promotional mix include publicity, public relations, personal selling, and sales promotion.
We know that is just a definition, and the true purpose of any advertiser is to sell something no mather how he does that.In these days advertising is very powerful because those who create ads use powerful psychology tactics, that make us buy a product.
Now let's see something funny but truth ...
Anandita Dutta Tamuly smears ghost chilies, the world’s spiciest, in her eyes before gobbling them up during an attempt to enter the Guinness WorldRecords books, in Jorhat, India, April 9. British chef Gordon Ramsay is beside her. Organizers said the 28-year-old Indian woman ate 51 fire-hot chilies in two minutes.
Linda Wolfe, 68, of Anderson, Ind., shows off photos of a few of her ex-husbands. Wolfe, who has been married 23 times and holds the title of world’s most married person, said in February that she’s lonely and would love to walk down the aisle again, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.
Lee Redmond’s record-length fingernails were broken in a car accident Feb. 10. The Utah woman’s nails, which hadn’t been cut since 1979, totaled more than 28 feet in length during a 2008 measurement. The longest nail, on her right thumb, was 2 feet, 11 inches.
Eric Hahn holds the record of world’s tallest mohawk at 27 inches.
Previously, Aaron Studham of Massachusetts set a record for highest hair, at 24 inches.
Khalil Semhat holds a giant potato he found on his farm near Tyre, Lebanon, for photographers on Dec. 6. He said he hopes the nearly 25-pounder will be a Guinness World Record.
Russia’s Svetlana Pankratova, the world’s leggiest woman, poses with China’s He Pingping, the world’s smallest man, in London in September. Pankratova’s legs are 4 feet, 4 inches long. He stands at 2 feet and 5.37 inches tall.
Last August, China’s Bao Xishun reclaimed the title of the world’s tallest man after Leonid Stadnik of Ukraine refused to be measured under new guidelines from Guinness WorldRecords. Bao is 7 feet, 8.95 inches.
Sandy Allen, who was known as the world’s tallest woman at 7 feet 7.25 inches tall, died Aug. 13 at a nursing home in Indiana. Before her death, Allen had been hospitalized for several ailments. She was 53.
Jackie Bibby of Texas earned a Guinness title for sitting in a bathtub with 87 rattlesnakes. Bibby broke his previous record by 12 snakes.
Elaine Davidson, a Brazilian who lives in Scotland, set the record for most body piercings at 4,250.
Tran Van Hay of Vietnam is thought to have the world’s longest hair, measuring over 20 feet, but it is unverified. He hasn’t had a haircut in more than 30 years.
Jianhua once held the record for lifting the most weight with an ear, but he was surpassed by Pakistan’s Zafar Gill. Guinness recognizes Gill for picking up a 135.7 pound weight with his ear in 2007.
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Once upon a time, college kids didn't have such necessities as iPods, Easy Mac, Snuggies, and the Fleshlight. But every few years, some brand new products come along to help today's youth—and everybody else. So I decided to take time out of my busy and celebrity-ish day (really, it's 2:56 a.m.) to invent some new shit for university students and the world.
Cloning Device
Two grandmas in the kitchen
Thanks to Life Alert, I know IMMEDIATELY when my new grandma is ready!Okay, this isn't necessarily a brand new thing. But think, with this device, you could clone yourself so you could bang your f**k-buddy, wreck shop on Mass Effect 2, work out, eat nine square meals, break your record, and EVEN go to class!!
But you wouldn't have to stop with yourself. You could clone your grandma, so she could bake cookies for you... then die. Think of the possibilities. With an endless supply of sick and dying grandmas, you could get all the homework extensions and vacation days in the world. And when teachers start getting suspicious, just clone your brother. Just lie and tell your profs you've got a huge family—all in poor health.
Electrocution Alarm Clock Blanket
Waking up sucks. But with the Electrocution Alarm Clock Blanket, when it's time to wake up, you'll receive a little static shock. When you press the snooze button, that shock doubles. And so on. You'll never accidentally oversleep again! And this product is ripe for practical jokes. Think about setting the power level to "Hair Dryer in Bathtub" level for when your roommate has jolly nap time with his/her jolly nap time partner. You'll all be sharing laughs and rising early!!
Everyday Translator
What the hell is that weird foreign person talking about? How about the pissed-off dining hall cook? Your stupid tweed jacket-wearing calculus professor? Most importantly: what did that chick/dude from last night mean after saying, "I hope this actually means something. I think I might like you?"
Well, pop this Everyday Translator into your ear and now you'll never be confused. That foreigner wants to know where he can find this crazy flowery stuff called soap. The pissed-off cook wants a break so he can rest up (that semen doesn't just magically appear in your dorm food). That calc professor really wishes hot college chicks (or dudes) would take his class and try to earn extra credit with favors. And that chick/dude from last night is just hoping your drunk ass forgets everything that happens during this three minutes of sexual frustration.
Laminated Penthouse Mags
Penthouse magazine in a hot tub
Waterproof fun for one, and just 'cause you come, doesn't mean you're done!Once you move out of your parents' house, you realize that jacking off in the shower rules that much more. But how do you look at Penthouse during a downpour? That's right, with laminated penthouse mags! Now you can look at all your favorite photos without fear of ruining the busty backdoor beauties! And Laminated Penthouse Mags aren't just for the shower, they're great for hot tubs, wet t-shirt contests, sitting by the sprinkler, and children's parties (you don't want to get ice cream cake on your brand new issue of "Double Penetration Skanks Into Black Man-Tanks").
Instant Keyboard ShamWow
You know what I hate? When I'm jacking off while using my roommate's computer and then I have to think of another excuse for why the keyboard is all white and sticky. I think my cohabitant is starting to learn that I don't really type faster when my fingers are covered with shaving cream.
But with the Instant Keyboard ShamWow, I'll never need to explain why there are semen stains all over the laptop. It actually makes solo post-coitus cleanup easy...and fun!
Robot sex friend
No matter how nerdy and lame you feel, Sexile Buddy is there to make you feel cool again! Even if it means you'll still never get laid. Getting sexiled sucks. Your roomy gets some nookie while you spend some time with the fat and foreign kids in the study room. Wouldn't it be nice to have a friend? This robotic wonder follows you around, lets you win at ping pong, and even pats you on the back when you feel left out of the humping club. Take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime offer and you'll get a free webcam that starts the second you leave your dorm room and instantly downloads all your roomie's gud time to RedTube!
The Real Homer, Mario And Jessica Rabbit
In his mutant creations, Pixeloo used face parts of some well known actors, and implemented them magnificently. For example Homer’s bald head is mostly constructed out of John Locke’s (”Lost”) famous “helmet”.
Jessica Rabbit is another well known character that starred in Roger Rabbit, and her face was mostly fused with a photo of Angelina Jolie. See which other celebrity parts you can recognize!
101 Ways To Be A Biggest Asshole
1. Argue with everybody.
2. Touch the paintings at the museum.
3. Get hysterical.
4. Threaten law suits.
5. Insinuate, implicate and insist.
6. If you got it, flaunt it.
7. Eat produce at the grocery store and don't pay for it.
8. Gamble with the rent money.
9. Record over a borrowed vcr tape
10. Tell people that they are in your will, even if they aren't.
11. Don't get caught.
12. Stay directly in front or behine fire trucks and ambulances.
13. When giving out directions, leave out a turn or two.
14. Don't make up your mind.
15. Improve your posture by walking with your nose in the air.
16. Remind people who lose their job that they should work harder.
17. Talk with your mouth full.
18. Accuse, confuse and refuse.
19. Comment on the weight gain of others.
20. Adjust your nuts whenever you want.
21. Keep a pile of wisecracks for tense and serious situations.
22. Answer a question with a question.
23. See what it takes for the lifeguard to blow the whistle.
24. Don't give to charities unless you get something back.
25. Add the straw that breaks the camels back.
26. Clean your finger nails at the dinner table.
27. Tell people what they think they wanna hear.
28. Notice good ideas and pass them on as your own.
29. Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner or hotel reservations.
30. Don't volunteer for the back seat and never take the middle one.
31. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
32. Never do anything until you have been asked twice.
33. Put off until tomorrow whatever you can do the day after tomorrow.
34. Spot test "Wet Paint" signs.
35. Go up on the down escalator and vice versa.
36. Dont shower after a hard workout.
37. Lie about your age.
38. Change channels every two seconds
39. Develop at least 3 strategies for cutting if front of a
40. Underline in other peoples books.
41. Slurp your soup.
42. If you can't think of something nice, say something nasty.
43. Be judgmental.
44. Announce when your going to the bathroom.
45. Read over peoples shoulders on the bus.
46. Ignore deadlines.
47. Revenge is sweet... so get some.
48. Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while your at it, leave the cap off.
49. Curse the umpire at a Little League game.
50. When it says "Reserved Parking" that means you.
51. Take the labels off of unopened cans.
52. Cover up your mistakes and pass the blame.
53. Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one that you want.
54. Borrow handkerchiefs to blow your nose.
55. When your done with your gum, stick it under the chair.
56. If you do something nice, make sure everyone knows about it.
57. Bribe little kids... cause they're easy!
58. Put a rude message on someone elses answering machine.
59. Measure people by their money and the clothes they wear.
60. Be ambiguous, it lets you work both sides of the issue.
61. Leave your underwear in the sink.
62. Chew other peoples pencils.
63. Support the death penalty for parking tickets.
64. Get a backseat drivers license.
65. Dish it out, but don't take it.
66. Be a perfectionist in absolutely everything.
67. Apologize a lot, but don't change.
68. Change the rules to suit your needs.
69. Put your cigarette out in planters.
70. Wear a shirt thats says 'Fuck You' or to that affect.
71. Pull the covers over to your side.
72. Eat cookies or crackers in bed.
73. Let doors slam behind you ? in people's faces.
74. Repeat yourself.
75. Repeat yourself.
76. Tell your kids 'How it was..' back when you were a kid.
77. Vividly describe a hysterectomy to your date before ordering dinner.
78. Scribble your signature on important documents.
79. Use the whole can of starter fluid on the charcoal.
80. Put things back where they don't belong.
81. Take a colicky baby to the movies.
82. Have belching contests in restaurants.
83. Make the same mistake twice.
84. Pee in the swimming pool.
85. Ride on the shoulder un you pass all the jammed traffic, and then cut in.
86. Wear a large hat to the movies.
87. Always have an ulterior motive.
88. Always take the biggest piece.
89. Forget the pooper scooper when walking your dog.
90. Take cheap shots.
91. Take forever to find a word in Scrabble.
92. Cause gridlock.
93. Get up on the wrong side of bed.
94. Change your mind.
95. Glue a chip on your shoulder.
96. Put salt in sugar containers.
97. Blow out other peoples birthday candles.
98. Don't refill the ice cube tray.
99. Ask people what they paid for their clothes.
100. Cut off people in the middle of their sentences.
101. Practice pulling the wool over people's faces.
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February 14, 2010 is Chinese New Year and it’s the year of Tiger, which is always a symbol of majesty and courage. The Chinese people have honored the tiger as “King of All Beasts” since ancient times. Also, Chinese call the outstanding athletes on the arena as “Tiger General”, meaning the athletes boasts their own incredible bravery and power just as the tigers.
The following combo-photos show the similar expressions of both the maneaters and athletes. So, those athletes are tigers reborn?
1. Whose tongue longer? The tiger or LeBron James from Cleveland Cavaliers of NBA?
6. Roaring tiger vs yelling Spanish tennis player Rafael Nadal.
5. The tiger chooses chicken for dinner. Winner of Tour of France 2009 Alberto Contador Velasco prefers to bite a banana during the competition!
4. Jumping through a hoop? It is easy for both the tiger and Russian gymnast Daria Kondakova!
3. The tiger spings on prey. German goalkeeper Oliver Rolf Kahn springs to capture a shooting football.
2. Tigers fighting in water vs girls in wrestling mud.
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by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read
at Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop
at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying
"Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your
car?
A: Always wear a condom.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit faced to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if
you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light
and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be a dickhead all day long.
1. Intelligent people have more zinc
and copper in their hair.
2. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
3. Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
4. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
5. A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.
6. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
7. The Mona Lisa had no eyebrows.
8. When the moon
is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.
9. Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his wife or mother because they were both deaf.
10. "I Am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
11. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste
in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."
Most Funniest Drunk Celebrities
Everyone's had that moment where they looked at themselves in the mirror wasted and thought, "Jesus Christ, have I always been this ugly?" Then they wake up the next morning and look at themselves in the mirror and it's only a minor improvement so they start to get worried. After eating Burger King, an entire box of spaghetti and Oreo's they decide to look at themselves in the mirror one more time around 8:00 pm and they recognize themselves again. After that they usually crawl back into bed and wonder why it's wet and smells like urine.
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